August 2011
23 posts
Mixed Signals: Shark Week
“A SHARK ATE MY LEG! LOOK AT THE TEETH!! -but we should really be nice to sharks, they’re just misunderstood. BUT LOOK AT MY SURFBOARD, A SHARK TOOK A BIG CHUNK OUT OF IT! -but sharks don’t really eat people or anything usually.”
Aug 1st
July 2011
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Jul 30th
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Mommmmmmm
Watching the Progeria special on 20/20 and my mom is legit sobbing. Not going to lie, I’m getting pretty close, these kids are fucking adorable. 
Jul 30th
NAO PLZ.
I tried these on at Nordstrom the other day not knowing, of course, that they’re $327 and not part of the Anniversary Sale. Gimme a break. Currently scouring Amazon and Ebay for some gently used, or trashed the fuck to hell I just need these damn boots on my feet by November, sheesh.  Also officially withdrew from NC State today. Big moment, bittersweet. All of my DG ladies are moving in...
Jul 29th
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IS IT FALL YET?!
Geeze louise. So over sweating my balls off every day only to come home with a zillion emails about ‘NEW FALL ARRIVALS!!!’ for when it’s not hot as death outside.  To ease my frustration, I ordered these today in hopes that someday, somewhere it will be cold again. They might be my new best friends. 
Jul 27th
Masterchef
Am I the only one who loves this show? It’s just about a bunch of amateur home cooks competing for a bunch of money, but there’s something appealing about the judges and the contestants. Another obnoxious Chef Ramsay show, yes- but he’s almost likable in this one. I’d recommend it for a Tuesday night nothing-else-is-on time killer. Plus there’s a sassy gay guy who...
Jul 27th
WatchWatch
thedailywhat: Mashup of the Day: Sesame Street come and rock the Sure Shot: The Sesame Workshop monsters stand in for the Beastie Boys in Wonderful Creative’s wonderfully creative mashup. [jessbennett / brooklynmutt / ratsoff.] Everything about this is right.
Jul 20th
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Jul 20th
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All was well: Harry Potter Q&A: Reblog with your... →
Your house: Gryffindor, I do what I want.  Your favorite character from the trio: Hermione Three other favorite characters: Lupin, Mcgonagall, Fred n’ George Least favorite character: Moaning Myrtle Favorite book: HBP One favorite moment: When Hagrid takes Harry to Diagon Alley for the first time. How you were introduced to the series: I was in second grade and the boy I had a crush on was...
Jul 19th
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Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story →
I don’t know how many of you guys watched this tonight, but if you didn’t let me tell you- if you didn’t already love Harry Potter, you will now. Even with the fact that it was a Lifetime movie and even had a cheesetastic scene with magical floating candles as she was writing, it was still (relatively) really well done. The woman that plays Jo does it beautifully.  I want to be...
Jul 19th
The worst part about summer:
Going back to work after a glorious vacation. It really was glorious. A week at Cherry Grove, SC with the fam in a beach front condo owned by my very very extremely generous neighbors. It’s been a while since I’ve spent an entire week laying out on the beach from about 11-5 with a cold beer in my hand reading and playing with my 4-year-old nephew while talking shit about our beach...
Jul 18th
abnormallyyours asked: Can you please blog or text me or something???
I have no clue what's going on in your life. I'm deprived.
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