itsnotthatserious:

memoirsofagangster:

thedailywhat:

Kickass Kids of the Day: Craving a midweek pick-me-up? Perhaps in the form of a mini-hipster rendition of Robyn’s “Call Your Girlfriend”?

Twelve- and 8-year-old sisters Lennon and Maisy — and their butter containers — have you covered. You’re welcome.

[death+taxes]

I absolutely love this. does that mean all my music sounds like 8 year olds?

this. is. incredible.

Holy shit.

All before noon. Cheers! (Taken with Instagram at RnR Restaurant & Bar)

Edit: Fuck yeah that’s a bacon bloody mary. Heaven in a glass.

Kindergarten graduation! (Taken with instagram)

Armpit farts are the best kind of farts. (Taken with Instagram at Scottsdale, Arizona)

Getting rowdy. (Taken with Instagram at Chelsea’s Kitchen)

Cheers to day drinking while slowly baking in 101 degree Scottsdale. (Taken with instagram)

Now one of my top 5 most hated activities. Up in 4 hours to continue the fun and excitement of relocating my (almost) 20 years of accumulated shit + more shit. Good news is my new house is cool as nuts and my room is enormous, bad news is the house is almost 200 years old and about 100% haunted. 

Geeze louise. Look forward to lots of stupid pictures.

Mikeee, come back!!!

(Source: willtherealcreedstandup, via lolnats)

thedailywhat:

Kids Reenact the Darndest Music Videos of the Day: As a tribute to recently-departed Beastie Boy Adam “MCA” Yauch, filmmaker James Winters remade the music video for “Sabotage” with his two kids and their cousin playing the Beasties.

I’m telling y’all it’s an homage.

[vulture.]

I will forever regard my life as a failure if at some point I don’t produce spawn as cool as these. Also, the little one’s name is Otis. OTIS!!

GodDAMN I almost forgot about the ear porn that is John Mayer.